Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves??
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1. We know stuff about tanks.
2. A 5-day trip requires only one
suitcase.
3. We can open all our own jars.
4. We can make decisions without a
support group.
5. We can leave a motel bed unmade.
6. We can kill our own food.
7. We get extra credit for the slightest
act of thoughtfulness.
8. Wedding plans take care of
themselves.
9. If someone forgets to invite us to
something they can still be our friend.
10. Underwear is $10 a three-pack.
11. Three pairs of shoes is more than
adequate.
12. We don't have to clean the house if
the meter reader is coming.
13. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
14. We can sit quietly and watch TV with
a friend for hours without thinking
"He must be mad at me."
15. Gray hair and wrinkles only add
character.
16. We can drop by and see a friend
without having to bring a little gift.
17. If another guy shows up at a party
in the same outfit you just might becom
e lifelong friends.
18. Your pals will never trap you with:
"So, notice anything
different?"
19. We are not expected to know the
names of more than 5 colors.
20. We are totally unable to see
wrinkles in our clothes.
21. The same hairstyle lasts for
years-maybe decades.
22. We don't have to shave below the
neck.
23. A few belches are expected and
tolerated.
24. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one
color, all seasons.
25. We can do our nails with a
pocketknife.
26. Christmas shopping can be
accomplished for 25 people on the day
before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.